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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do the truth quietly without display. - Brennan Manning

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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