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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

Truth by definition excludes. - Ravi Zacharias

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence. - Henri F Amiel

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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