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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

The truth, but not the whole truth. - Baltasar Gracian

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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