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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown