With This Ring
Mechanic with an expanding grip on wedding vows
One size fits all, throughout your entire life
“With this ring I thee wed, with my auto body I thee worship, and with all my worldly hose clamps and goods I thee endow.”
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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson