With This Ring
Mechanic with an expanding grip on wedding vows
One size fits all, throughout your entire life
“With this ring I thee wed, with my auto body I thee worship, and with all my worldly hose clamps and goods I thee endow.”
QuotaBillsThe name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller