Wood Not Be Safe

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash