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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus


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