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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Excellence always sells. - Earl Nightingale

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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