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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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