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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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