Worst Hunting Dog

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The world ain't getting no worse, we've only got better facilities. - Kin Hubbard

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton