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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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