Wrong On So Many Levels

Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx