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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

There's no such thing as a wrong note as long as you're singing it. - Pete Seeger

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. - Joyce Brothers

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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