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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Forger: A person who is always ready to write a wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh


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