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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. - Herb Caen

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

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