Wrong On So Many Levels

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Forgiveness to the injured does belong; but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong. - John Dryden

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Most Christians are educated way beyond the level of their obedience already. We don't need to know more, we need to do more. - Mark Batterson

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda