Wrong On So Many Levels

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way. - W Somerset Maugham

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson