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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. - George Moore

This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The client may be an idiot, but he's never wrong. - Tripp Evans

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

There is something terribly wrong with a culture inebriated by noise and gregariousness. - George Steiner

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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