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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

There is nothing to be gained by being wrong. - Rush H Limbaugh

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Forger: A person who is always ready to write a wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. - Jimmy Hoffa

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda


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