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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash


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