QuotaBillsFine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo