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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

There are lots of bad reasons to start a company. But there's only one good, legitimate reason: it's to change the world. - Phil Libin

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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