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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Unknown

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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