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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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