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Yves Trough Demands

Taking over control of New Brunswick's official bilingualism

Yves Trough Demands thanks to Emery Pettigrove

“For entertainment, I have found that most people whose mother tongue is French simply don’t get my alter-ego Yves Trough’s English sense of humour. I created Yves Trough many years ago and since he doesn’t exist, no one can call him at 2:00AM to complain about what he does. Yves regularly posts his ‘creations’ on the local newsgroups where he has been driving them nuts for over 18 to 25 years as I waged my own mini-war against New Brunswick’s official bilingualism. Depending on how annoyed I, oops, I mean how annoyed Yves is by local news stories on a given day... I’ve, ooops, I mean Yves has been known to manipulate a photo and post it locally and since his ‘stuff’ IS an actual photo, it MUST be the truth in their gullible little pea-brains. Yves posted this attachment this morning and the locals went ballistic. Poor Yves was informed by about 75 French people that... he is NOT allowed to change portable city signs from his smart phone while driving around town.” - Emery Pettigrove

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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