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Zip Tie Prank

Ever heard an annoying noise in your drive shaft?

Zip Tie Prank thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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