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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Strange how little a while a person can be contented. - Mark Twain

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

There is nothing so powerful as truth - and often nothing so strange. - Daniel Webster

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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