18 Carat Necklace
She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace
Edible gift jewelry from a caring Redneck husband
QuotaBillsLove is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case
Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb
Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor
The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown
Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol
Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy
They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain
I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary
A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West
A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers
Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck
Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris