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18 Carat Necklace

She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace

18 Carat Necklace thanks to Mike King

Edible gift jewelry from a caring Redneck husband

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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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