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18 Carat Necklace

She asked her husband for an 18 carat necklace

18 Carat Necklace thanks to Mike King

Edible gift jewelry from a caring Redneck husband

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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