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Graduating magna cum laude in pick-up sticks

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I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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