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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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