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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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