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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain


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