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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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