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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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