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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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