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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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