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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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