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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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