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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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