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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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