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Bird Flu vs Swine Flu

Tweetment vs Oinkment

Bird Flu vs Swine Flu thanks to Mike King

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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