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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray


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