Books Due
Did you receive a book from me last Christmas?
QuotaBillsWorld History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell
No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith
Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton
Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx
Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket
In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill
Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn
If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray