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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis


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