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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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