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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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