Can I Lick The Bowl

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com