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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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