Can I Lick The Bowl

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell