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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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