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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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