Carpenter Unicycle

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy