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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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