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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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