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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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