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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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