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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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