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Catch Up With Jesus

Lettuce praise and relish him

Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother


Women's Outhouse

Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler

Steering Wheel For Couples

Confined By Walls

Moon Descent

Redneck Selfie Stick

1957 Woolworth Menu

Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC

The New Norm

Police Car Of The Year

If You're Looking For A Sign

Upside Down Amusement