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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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