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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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