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Dipsticks

Does your dipstick reach far enough?

Dipsticks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus


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