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Going to Australia on the farm

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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