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The sign said '9 items or less' so I changed my name to Les
QuotaBillsThese are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation. - Archie Bunker
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers