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The sign said '9 items or less' so I changed my name to Les

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

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Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

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A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

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To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. - Mason Cooley

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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