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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith