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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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