#1 humor site on the 'net

Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


Hedge Race Car

Quebec Stop Sign

Perkatory

Bike Storage

Playground Child Eliminator

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Sidecar

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Three Wise Women

Wrench Dinosaur

One More Drop

Idling Eric Idle

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

I See You

Get Off Your High Horse

Redneck Towing

Revenge of the Stallion

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman