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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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