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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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