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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

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Hard Hat Safety

Water Coolant

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Bright Bookshelf

Saddle Surprise

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Senior Aerobics

Foiled Again

Redneck Beer Hunter

Pair Produce

Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother


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Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

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