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Tree that never gave up

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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