#1 humor site on the 'net

Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

QuotaBills
Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


Mud Flops

Been Lapped

How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone

Garmin Drive

Redneck Bucket List

Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick

Boneless Bananas

That's My Bed

Eye For Coffee

Logging Moose

Firemen's Revenge

Just In Thyme

Kapalua Resort - The Plantation Course

Alberta Hood Ornament

Outside Urinal

Fixer-Uppers

Just Divorced

Flannel Frontier

Humour in the Workplace

Colour Wheel

Milky Way

Security Guard

Wet Floor Caution

Stealth Birdhouse