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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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