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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Kinstipation: A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain. - Helen Keller

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Rabindranath Tagore

We change our behavior when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of changing. Consequences give us the pain that motivates us to change. - Henry Cloud

Call no faith false which e'er hath brought
Relief to any laden life,
Cessation to the pain of thought,
Refreshment mid the dust of strife. - Lewis Morris

What I want for my fans and for the world, for anyone who feels pain, is to lean into that pain and embrace it as much as they can and begin the healing process. - Lady Gaga

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. - George Burns

Some people would rather die than forgive. It's a strange truth, but forgiveness is a painful and difficult process. It's not something that happens overnight. It's an evolution of the heart. - Sue M Kidd

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. When you have to work real hard to re-create the pain, and you can't quite get there, that's when you're better. - Jane Fonda

The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost. - Arthur Schopenhauer


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