#1 humor site on the 'net

Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

QuotaBills
Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


Husband Colors

Mac Supports Windows

Me First!

Latest Ukrainian Model

Chocolate Bath

Becoming A Cop

Handicap Swing

Lawn Aeration

Soup Of The Day

Black Eye

Teen Shoe

He Wants In

Who's Watching Whom?

Wine Glass Chair

Flight Change

No Feeding

How It's Done

Toad Selfie

Daily Rain Gauge

RSVP

France-Is Bacon

Do Not Touch Sign

Giant Step For Mankind

SirLoin