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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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