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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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