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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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