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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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