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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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