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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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