Good Woman Wanted

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie