Good Woman Wanted

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato