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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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