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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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