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Grandma's Cell Phone

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Grandma's Cell Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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