Grandma's Cell Phone
Analog to Digital - bridging the gap
QuotaBillsGrammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard
He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown