Grandma's Cell Phone

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda