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Hair Notes

When your music palate lies on the right side of the brain

Hair Notes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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