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Happy Whatever thanks to Chris Kane

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Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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