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Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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