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Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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