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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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Croc Lunge

Tree Awning

Oversize Load

Redneck Spoon

Cheating

Be Very Quiet

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Window Sundial

Helping Hands

Short On Electricity

Amish Friends

Spiral Roots

Tree Sorrow

Domino Crossing

Family Reunion

Roll Me Over

Hockey PlayHers

Concealed Weapon

Lettuce Face

Devoted Husband