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Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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