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Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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