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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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