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Trying hard to not offend anyone this holiday season

Happy Whatever thanks to Chris Kane

A politically correct New Years

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Whatever you can, count. - Francis Bacon

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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