Home Invasion Kit
Liberal way to defend your home
A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion. I suggested a couple of clips, a 9mm, and a box of shells. A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.
QuotaBillsI only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks
If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne
The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks
Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin
You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today ll the exhilaration of a vice. - G K Chesterton
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown
Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden