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Home Invasion Kit

Liberal way to defend your home

A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion. I suggested a couple of clips, a 9mm, and a box of shells. A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.
Home Invasion Kit thanks to Jim Serritella

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I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today ll the exhilaration of a vice. - G K Chesterton

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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