Home Invasion Kit

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today ll the exhilaration of a vice. - G K Chesterton

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama