How To Tweet Others

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus