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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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