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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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