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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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