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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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