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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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