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How To Tweet Others

... as you would like to be Tweeted

How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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