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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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