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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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