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How To Tweet Others

... as you would like to be Tweeted

How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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