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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung