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I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato