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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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