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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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