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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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