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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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