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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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