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Japanese Christmas

Japan doesn't quite understand Christmas yet

Japanese Christmas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. - Bible

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

The world asks, 'What does a man own?' Christ asks, 'How does he use it?' - Andrew Murray

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If Christ is risen, nothing else matters. And if Christ is not risen - nothing else matters. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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