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Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. - Bible
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde
Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde
In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama
We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard
The world asks, 'What does a man own?' Christ asks, 'How does he use it?' - Andrew Murray
Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer
If Christ is risen, nothing else matters. And if Christ is not risen - nothing else matters. - Jaroslav Pelikan
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson
If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White