Japanese Christmas

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. - Bible

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

The world asks, 'What does a man own?' Christ asks, 'How does he use it?' - Andrew Murray

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

If Christ is risen, nothing else matters. And if Christ is not risen - nothing else matters. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White