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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are not forgiven because we are good. We are forgiven because Christ bore our sins. - Joseph Prince

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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