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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. - Lord Byron

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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