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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Without a song, each day would be a century. - Mahalia Jackson

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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