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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Silence is more musical than any song. - Christina Rossetti

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. - Lord Byron

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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