Make America Great Britain Again

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce