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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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