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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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