QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx