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Money Valentine

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Who controls the food supply controls the people.
Who controls the energy can control whole continents.
Who controls money can control the world. - Henry Kissinger

Lawyers are like wine - you can pay a lot of money for a fancy bottle that tastes like vinegar, or you can find a good deal that fits your budget and your palate alike. - Karen A Covy

Take Home Pay: 1. An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it; 2. A 19th century custom, now outmoded by tax laws. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen


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