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Money Valentine

Dressing up for Valentine's Day

Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

If you don't make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

I'm saying I can't afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope - he's got more money than God. - Archie Bunker

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

I make a great deal of money from 40 Wall St. Aside from owning the most beautiful building in lower Manhattan, I have the added attraction of owning a particularly lucrative one. - Donald Trump

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it. - WC Fields

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen


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