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Money Valentine

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Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it,
but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. - Ogden Nash

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are like wine - you can pay a lot of money for a fancy bottle that tastes like vinegar, or you can find a good deal that fits your budget and your palate alike. - Karen A Covy

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

There are a few reasons why lawyers are so morally corrupt. But the most important reason is because ruthless money hungry, and blood sucking parasites are very attracted to that profession. - Aaron Ross

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen


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