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Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam - too Indian for India
Be thankful Trudeau's next formal state visit isn't to Papua, New Guinea
"Canada's Prime Minister is a cultural cringer, now making a fool of himself and his family on his official visit to India in the patronising way of the modern Left. The Trudeaus commissioned some of India's top designers to create culturally-appropriate clothes. Mr Trudeau's choices were even described as 'too Indian even for an Indian'. Isn't this what the Trudeau Left in other circumstances would define as cultural appropriation? Or is it just a clown show?" - Herald Sun
"Is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now? Also FYI we Indians don't dress like this every day sir, not even in Bollywood" - Omar Abdullah
"Is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now? Also FYI we Indians don't dress like this every day sir, not even in Bollywood" - Omar Abdullah
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
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