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Mr. Dressup II

Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam - too Indian for India

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Be thankful Trudeau's next formal state visit isn't to Papua, New Guinea

"Canada's Prime Minister is a cultural cringer, now making a fool of himself and his family on his official visit to India in the patronising way of the modern Left. The Trudeaus commissioned some of India's top designers to create culturally-appropriate clothes. Mr Trudeau's choices were even described as 'too Indian even for an Indian'. Isn't this what the Trudeau Left in other circumstances would define as cultural appropriation? Or is it just a clown show?" - Herald Sun

"Is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now? Also FYI we Indians don't dress like this every day sir, not even in Bollywood" - Omar Abdullah
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