New Pair Of Gloves

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner