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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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