QuotaBillsLaughter is contagious. - Unknown
Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen
Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey
Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith