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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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