New Pair Of Gloves

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner