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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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