New Years Broke

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain