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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry


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