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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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