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No Wash Feet

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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