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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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