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No Wash Feet

Far East restroom restrictions

No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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