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No Wash Feet

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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