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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda


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