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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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