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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison


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