Non Politician

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock