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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman


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