Non Politician

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov