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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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