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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet. - Bobby Unser

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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