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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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