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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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