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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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