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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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