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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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