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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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