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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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