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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


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