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Pantastic Crop

Finding a use for used jeans on the farm

Pantastic Crop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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